White coat. Heels.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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