tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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