Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We have started to decorate penises.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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