fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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