We're like a lot better than the average bears
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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