u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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