i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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