the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
