Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
