Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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