I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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