honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
We talked him into tasing himself.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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