I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
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I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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