Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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