i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Randomize
