I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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