i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Operation Purity has been aborted
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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