we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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