Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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