is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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