Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
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yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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