Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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