Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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