Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
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