The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
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THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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