dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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