i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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