new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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