Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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