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• (330): View more from Ohio

  We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.

  (330): View more from Ohio

  Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?

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• (310): View more from California

  Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.

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• (858): View more from California

  currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh

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• (817): View more from Texas

  It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.

  (989): View more from Michigan

  this is the most serious roommate agreement ever

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Also I found and fixed my beer gun.

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• (315): View more from New York

  He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins

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