I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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