Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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