terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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