I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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