i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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