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y did u give ur computer a hand job?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
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Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
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She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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