I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
is it fun? or sober?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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