Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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