question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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