I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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