You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
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How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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