She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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