She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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