Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
We need to get me chipped asap
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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