LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
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Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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