I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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