I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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