I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
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Im part way to drunk.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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