HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
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Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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