i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
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Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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