We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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