I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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