normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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